You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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