After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
