no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Randomize
