Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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