How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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