NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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