Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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