Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
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The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
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we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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