So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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