Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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