Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
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Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....