You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
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Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step