i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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