my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
i think i just naturally attract stoners
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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