Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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