Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
ttyl tear gas
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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