so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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