well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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