Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
babies were throwing up all over the place
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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