is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
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$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Of course I have a pirate flag
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Who died my cat blue again?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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