you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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