morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
You are a booty call, not a friend.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I have fence marks all over my body
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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