I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
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I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
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He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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