I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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