Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
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Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
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Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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