Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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