u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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