She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
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I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
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I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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