Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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