I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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