I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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