Can Purell be used as lube?
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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