dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.