I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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