What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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