what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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