I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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