your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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