when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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