Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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