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you win
You work out of a Hotel?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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