Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
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Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
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Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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