But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
