Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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