You work out of a Hotel?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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