Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I think a kid would responsible me up
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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