Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
So many bounce houses so little time
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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