i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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