ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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