you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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