Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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