Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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