okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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