Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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