I'm gonna have a badass scar
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
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elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
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Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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