Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Randomize
