my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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