Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
send nudes
from the living room?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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