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fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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