The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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